The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.