i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
its liver damage thursday
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