Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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