Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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