trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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