He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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