Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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