love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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