he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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