DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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