Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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