this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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