sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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