Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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