Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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