Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
