i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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