did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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