the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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