Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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