Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
accomplished twins. life is a go
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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