i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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