Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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