I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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