the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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