Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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