i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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