Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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