I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
why didn't you poke me back
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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