i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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