So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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