let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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