Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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