this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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