therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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