And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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