i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
How naked do you want me to be?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I think i got beer on your cat.
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