something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize