whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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