Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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