you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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