people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours