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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers

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• (315): View more from New York

  found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She's just so happy...and so naked.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.

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• (310): View more from California

  I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"

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• (562): View more from California

  You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.

  (310): View more from California

  Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours

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