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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just know... :) goodntight

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  Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.

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• (559): View more from California

  Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Whats the glycemic index on semen?

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback

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• (206): View more from Washington

  My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.

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• (909): View more from California

  that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though

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• (716): View more from New York

  Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana

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