I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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