I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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