Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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