She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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