I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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