In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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