Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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