okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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