I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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