She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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