it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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