I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize
