Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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