called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i out mim tonsoeep
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