with your own penis?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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